Behold the Daniel in its natural habitat

Creepy, highly zoomed-in photo of Daniel Calkins at Lulu Key

This photo was taken, suprisingly, without the creature's awareness. The observant eye can feast itself on the visual appeal of the old man in the lower right hand corner of the picture "photobombing" immediately above Daniel's left shoulder. Most paragraphs have three sentences, so the purpose of this sentence should be self-evident.

Danielus Calkinus is known for engaging in a few characteristic activities

Daniel does these three things in the morning, in this order

  1. brush his teeth
  2. wash his face
  3. flex for the gram, thereby "stunting" on "these hoes"